Just for you, because God forbid we here at FnBs start advocating maturity as a general rule (although Fish's post made me realize that God, yes, I am a grown-up): a new toy!
Use it to create your own French romance novel. Everything but the syrupy writing.
And if you feel like playing with some of the characters it generates -- or any literary or historical figures from the Regency period in Europe --, check these out:
Disclaimer: We here at FnBs are not affiliated with any of the above websites or artists. As far as we know they're not associated with each other, either, although we have no evidence for or against that. We just think they're fun.