Well here's the kind of thing that ensures my vote:
Sarah Palin says that Jerry Brown and Barbara Boxer live on a "unicorn ranch in fantasy land."
So many questions. Does she know because they bring their unicorns to visit her on her griffin/manticore ranch? Is she aware of the irony here? Is she aware of the concept of irony? Why didn't she name any of the actual Republican candidates she was supposedly stumping for? Who thought it was a good idea to bring her to California in the first place?